Ok, I think I just pooped myself.<\/p>\n
*checks underwear*<\/p>\n
Yep.\u00a0 Slimey stinkies in the drawers.\u00a0 Woot.\u00a0 Initially, I was sheerly amazed that new games are coming out for the device, for free.\u00a0 Cheesey games, Checkers, Sudoku and Space Battle.\u00a0 Still, they are free.\u00a0 I am ok with free.\u00a0 Not only are they releasing games for this thing, who cares, right?\u00a0 They now give you 10 free, DRM free songs PER MONTH!<\/p>\n
Ok, so, let me get this straight.\u00a0 You give me the ability to access\/download most music for free usage on the monthly cost.\u00a0 Pretty cool, but now, I can OWN 10 songs per month?<\/p>\n
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom.<\/p>\n
What’s that?\u00a0 A lolcats reference?\u00a0 Nope.\u00a0 Me trying to chew on my shoulder and drooling a bit as well.\u00a0 Wow, just wow.\u00a0 I think I actually have to take a moment now.<\/p>\n
*takes a moment*<\/p>\n
*breathes*<\/p>\n
Ok.\u00a0 Thank you Microsoft for actually giving me another reason to not want to reach and slap you.<\/p>\n
Oh, and thank you Dane for the black ops intelligence on that shit.\u00a0 I’m gonna go clean my poo up now.<\/p>\n
Peace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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