{"id":202,"date":"2009-05-22T14:30:40","date_gmt":"2009-05-22T21:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/?p=202"},"modified":"2009-05-22T14:30:40","modified_gmt":"2009-05-22T21:30:40","slug":"damn-you-popcap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/damn-you-popcap\/","title":{"rendered":"Damn You PopCap!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dudes and Dudettes.\u00a0 I am sure you all have run into a game we all know and despise called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.popcap.com\/microsite\/bejeweled\/\" target=\"_blank\">Bejewelled<\/a>.\u00a0 Well, rest assured, more crack has been delivered to you by our wonderful friends at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.popcap.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">PopCap<\/a>.\u00a0 They just don&#8217;t know when to quit.\u00a0 Rather, they know how to make you not want to quit.\u00a0 I swear they must have some crazy ass designers that walk the streets talking to crackheads to adjust their algorithm accordingly.\u00a0 This ensures that all of us stay addicted to their games probably until the end of time.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll say that the title is misleading, since it doesn&#8217;t sound like something that works.\u00a0 I mean, really, plants vs zombies?\u00a0 How the fuck?\u00a0 Even a venus flytrap is going to get its ass kicked by the brainsuckers.\u00a0 But nope, add a slight dose of PopCap&#8230; and voila, you have an addicting, well thought out game that will last you for hours on end.<\/p>\n<p>Oh right, the link to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.popcap.com\/games\/pvz\" target=\"_blank\">game<\/a>.\u00a0 Or, if you prefer to use <a href=\"http:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Steam<\/a>, go <a href=\"http:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/app\/3590\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.\u00a0 If you are truely unsure about this game, Steam does offer you a timed <a href=\"http:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/app\/3592\/\" target=\"_blank\">Demo<\/a> as well.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t worry, you&#8217;ll only be on the brink of getting fired from your job because of this game.\u00a0 It is truely, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madeofawesome.net\/\" target=\"_blank\">Made Of Awesome<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Good luck.\u00a0 See you on the rooftops.<\/p>\n<p>Peace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dudes and Dudettes.\u00a0 I am sure you all have run into a game we all know and despise called Bejewelled.\u00a0 Well, rest assured, more crack has been delivered to you by our wonderful friends at PopCap.\u00a0 They just don&#8217;t know when to quit.\u00a0 Rather, they know how to make you not want to quit.\u00a0 I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[12,63,64],"class_list":["post-202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-games","category-general","tag-addicting","tag-plants-vs-zombies","tag-popcap"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}