{"id":56,"date":"2008-10-29T21:53:15","date_gmt":"2008-10-30T04:53:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inverseflux.com\/2008\/10\/29\/douchebags\/"},"modified":"2008-10-29T21:53:15","modified_gmt":"2008-10-30T04:53:15","slug":"douchebags","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/douchebags\/","title":{"rendered":"Douchebags"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love that word.\u00a0 Every person I know can immediately picture an unnamed person and shake their head to the statement, \u2018Fucking Douchebags\u2019.\u00a0 It really is a great descriptive word.\u00a0 I am surprised there isn\u2019t a \u2018Friends don\u2019t let friends date Douchebags\u2019 movement somewhere in the realm of the ladies.\u00a0 It just amazes me as to the lack of wit and style these guys have and yet somehow, they almost always have a girl with them.\u00a0 How does that happen?\u00a0 Do they emit some sort of IDF?\u00a0 That\u2019s Intelligence Disruption Field in case you were wondering.\u00a0 Don\u2019t feel bad if you didn\u2019t know what it meant, I just made it up.<\/p>\n<p>Really though, uh oh, Flux is gonna go off about politics again.\u00a0 I find it amazing as to how many liberals there are on the internet.\u00a0 It is this huge insurgence as of late.\u00a0 It must be election time or something since you don\u2019t hear from half of these people on a regular basis.\u00a0 Look, I\u2019m not saying hire a guy with a cancerous tumor in his mouth backed by a nimrod lady who now has a porn made after her.\u00a0 I\u2019m not saying I dance around in a rainbow parade either, but come on people.\u00a0 We are talking about the state of the country here.\u00a0 Remember, we are at war?\u00a0 Hello?\u00a0 \u2018Of course I do.\u00a0 Look at Colin Powel, he backs Obama!\u2019\u00a0 Are you fucking kidding me?\u00a0 He allowed himself to be manipulated in a way that the whole world should have had him hung.\u00a0 He knew full well what was happening around him.\u00a0 \u201cOh My God, did he just say that??\u201d\u00a0 No, I wrote it, but its true.\u00a0 For the same reasons that everyone hates Bush, that guy was right behind him as well.\u00a0 The only reason I bring this up is people seem to have this notion that Obama\u2019s shit doesn\u2019t stink.\u00a0 It does, just like everyone else.\u00a0 And Powel backing him really doesn&#8217;t make it stink any less. Now McCain.\u00a0 What the fuck?\u00a0 Dude, you are not fucking Ronald Reagan.\u00a0 I\u2019m not your friend, I\u2019ve never even met you and I live in your state!\u00a0 I respect your career and the fact you\u2019ve seen some serious shit over time.\u00a0 You actually kind of amaze me in that you are still ticking.\u00a0 Well done.\u00a0 Really though?\u00a0 That\u2019s about all you got going for you man.\u00a0 I\u2019m guessing you thought bringing Pailin on as VP was pretty much a shoe in.\u00a0 You know, women VP against a black P?\u00a0 Come on dude, really?\u00a0 Most people are only interested in what you have to say because they want to see your running mate naked!\u00a0 Seriously!\u00a0 Why else would you make a porn about her WHILE you are campaigning??\u00a0 I think that might be a record, of course, they may have done something similar with Clinton, I don\u2019t care to remember.\u00a0 I thought typically these aren\u2019t made until AFTER the election.\u00a0 Ok ok, either way, the pron industry is well known for this.\u00a0 A really good idea for a porn, and I doubt I\u2019m the first person to think this\u2026. would be Obama nailing Pailin.\u00a0 I\u2019m just saying.\u00a0 Too Soon?<\/p>\n<p>Ok, so, who am I voting for?\u00a0 Come on concentrate\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, got it!\u00a0 Fuck, lost it\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah.\u00a0 I still don\u2019t know.<\/p>\n<p>Can you believe that shit?\u00a0 I really do hate politics.\u00a0 It has been back and forth in my brain.\u00a0 I can\u2019t decide if I want to go with McCain or Obama.\u00a0 I feel like a fucking schizophrenic talking to the wall as if it was my cat when I try to think about this.\u00a0 What?\u00a0 God told me to do it.\u00a0 I mean the wall, I mean my cat.\u00a0 Fuck.\u00a0 All this ranting is giving me a tumor I think.\u00a0 Hmmm, maybe I\u2019ll name it Pailin.<\/p>\n<p>Peace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love that word.\u00a0 Every person I know can immediately picture an unnamed person and shake their head to the statement, \u2018Fucking Douchebags\u2019.\u00a0 It really is a great descriptive word.\u00a0 I am surprised there isn\u2019t a \u2018Friends don\u2019t let friends date Douchebags\u2019 movement somewhere in the realm of the ladies.\u00a0 It just amazes me as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,6,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-politics","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}