{"id":77,"date":"2008-11-10T15:43:45","date_gmt":"2008-11-10T22:43:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/2008\/11\/10\/rogers-on-kidman\/"},"modified":"2008-11-10T15:43:45","modified_gmt":"2008-11-10T22:43:45","slug":"rogers-on-kidman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/rogers-on-kidman\/","title":{"rendered":"Rogers on Kidman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>calling shotgun:\u00a0 the thing that fucks with my head, is that the username\/pass dialog window kind of switches between monitors every time I type something in. appears left, type something in, appears right.\u00a0 type something in.\u00a0 appears left.<br \/>\ninverseflux: phones for you<br \/>\ninverseflux: its the wambulance<br \/>\ncalling shotgun: Dude, my computer is trying to sneak past me<br \/>\ncalling shotgun: It&#8217;s like &#8220;I&#8217;m over here.\u00a0 No, I&#8217;m over here!&#8221;\u00a0 It&#8217;s playing offense.<br \/>\ncalling shotgun: DO YOU KNOW HOW WEIRD THAT IS<br \/>\ninverseflux: is it as weird as mr rogers banging nicole kidman ? pickles and ice cream&#8230; bleh<br \/>\ncalling shotgun: Almost.<br \/>\ncalling shotgun: But not quite.<br \/>\ncalling shotgun: There&#8217;s something really, really weird about that image.<br \/>\ninverseflux: lol<br \/>\ncalling shotgun: &#8220;Won&#8217;t you be my&#8230; ungh, ungh&#8230; neighbor?\u00a0 Say it!\u00a0 SAY IT BITCH!&#8221;\u00a0 &#8220;I&#8217;m your neighbor!\u00a0 I&#8217;m your neighbor!&#8221;<br \/>\ninverseflux: lmao<br \/>\ninverseflux: sweet<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>calling shotgun:\u00a0 the thing that fucks with my head, is that the username\/pass dialog window kind of switches between monitors every time I type something in. appears left, type something in, appears right.\u00a0 type something in.\u00a0 appears left. inverseflux: phones for you inverseflux: its the wambulance calling shotgun: Dude, my computer is trying to sneak [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/inverseflux.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}